Nobody loves Spurs more than me. Nobody hates Spurs more than me.
I get the feeling that you need some Pep Show knowledge to enjoy/understand this post. I am therefore disqualified. This just proves that we need some more people reading this blog; people who watch Peep Show, for example. From here on, I am going to dedicate my life to getting more people to read these pearls of wisdom... in much the same way that OJ Simpson has dedicated the rest of his life to finding his wife's killer. I'll probably have similar success.