How rude. Monday's supposed to be the day on which we pay tiny tribute to the site's patron, Woody Allen. But the Carling Cup final meant that there was simply too much chortling to do, and suddenly it's Tuesday.
So, a day late, and dedicated to Arsenal fans everywhere, here's one of his more succinct and certainly less sophisticated quips:
"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."